I would consider myself a journeyman (journeywoman?) of the art of writing a bio. The problem I’m encountering here is that I usually am expected to fill out maybe two square inches of space and what I’m writing here is way more than that. As the designer of this website, I am painfully aware of my own culpability in this unfortunate situation.

To alleviate the stress placed on the bio-writing subsystem of the language center of my brain, I will simply be showing a smorgasbord of stats about myself, useful or otherwise. Peruse at your leisure.